Sharebears 2.7: The Boy Has No Patience!

• Lupe’s adopted son Gregorio maxes fishing then ages up to a teen;
• Colt Altman feels sure that Evie Delgato will have his child;
• Benicio upgrades the rocket ship and becomes this legacy’s first interstellar traveler;
• Colt’s adopted daughter Filly maxes dancing;
• Colt, Filly, and Gregorio move in with Colt’s biological kids at Yuma Heights; and
• Alejandro and Benicio celebrate their young adult birthday.

A Sharebear Legacy/Gen2, Benicio Sharebear

Benicio: Right after the birthday party, Mama announces the result of the heir vote.
I’m going to be the next heir!
Of course, the first thing I do is ask Mariko Okada to move in as my primary spouse.

After a short chat with Mariko, I’m suddenly overwhelmed with fatigue.
Hyperdrive is no joke! I’m both mentally and physically exhausted from my Sixam trip!
Just a little siesta won’t hurt…

Huh? I’m dreaming, aren’t I?
It feels exactly like I’m hurtling into outer space at warp speed (again).

Am I conscious or not!? And where am I headed?
Odd. That doesn’t look like Sixam to me. Might that be the other side of the planet?

Seems like I managed to land safely somehow, wherever I am.
But where am I? Why am I dressed like this? Where’s my rocket ship?

Distant voice: Find the master…follow the light…
Benicio: Huh? Who said that?

Benicio: Oooooh, those sparklies! Maybe they’ll lead me to someone who can help!

Is following these sparklies the right decision?
Feels like I’ve been trekking through the swamps forever. Gonna need another bio break soon!
Why couldn’t I have dreamed of crash-landing on a tropical island with a maid?

Droid (speaks into communicator): Hey, are you there? Our boy’s enthusiasm is flagging!
LGM: So, what do you want me to do about that? I can’t be enthusiastic for him, y’know!
Droid: *sighs, whispers, crackles, and whirrs…

Benicio: Oh, look! I’m being followed! You got some ‘splaining to do!

Benicio: Luckily for me, I’d packed the rocket ship with emergency supplies so I can make camp.
You know, all of this sure doesn’t feel like a dream.
So why were you following me, dude?  Et tu, R2-D2?

Well, since you’re here, would you tell me why I’m here, dressed like this?
R2-D2: Nice-looking toolbelt!
Benicio: Yeah, it would have been helpful when I was leveling Handiness.
Don’t change the subject! You gonna answer me or do I need to twist your robotic arm?

R2-D2: Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!  Sheesh!
Benicio: A message? Why didn’t you say so?
R2-D2: You need to go find the master.
Benicio: Do you have any idea who I’m seeking and where to find them?
R2-D2 (checks hastily scribbled script): Um, nope!

Benicio: I don’t have to put up with this nonsense! I’ll simply fly home in my…
R2-D2: Your rocket ship that just slid into the swamp? Good luck with that!
Benicio: Whose side are you on, anyway?

Benicio: Alrighty, then. I guess I’ll just have to go find the master.

Little Green Man: I am wondering, why are you here?
Benicio: I’m looking for someone.
LGM: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say. Hmmm?
B: Yeah, right.

Little Green Man: Help you I can! Yes, mmmm.
Benicio: I don’t think so. I’m looking for a great master.
LGM (chuckles): A great master! Watching make not one great.

Benicio: So this is your crib, eh? Cool!
Little Green Man: It’s okay. *shrugs

Little Green Man: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience!
Disembodied Voice: He will learn patience!
LGM: He is not ready!
DV: Was I any different when you first met me?

Benicio: I’m ready! I can be a good heir! Mama, is that you? Tell him I’m ready!
LGM: Ready, are you?

Sherilee: Where have you been, Benicio? We were starting to wonder if you’d slipped away.
Benicio: Well, I did, in a sense. But I was here all along at the same time.
Sherilee: What on earth are you talking about?
Benicio: I just woke up from the weirdest dream. At least, I think it was a dream…

Benicio: *explains up to the part where he successfully convinces LGM to train him
The LGM notices that I have zero fitness and insists that I train my body first.
I jog for miles, then swim laps for a few more miles.

Next, the LGM manifests a climbing wall out of thin air then pushes me to the point of exhaustion.
Then, just when I’m about to keel over, the LGM decides to teach me to meditate.

B: Is that a globe bar I spy at the farthest edge my visual periphery?
LGM: Believe me, if you had my gig, you’d be drinking, too! Focus, Padawan, Focus!

The LGM quickly perceives the instant that I’m no longer physically fatigued.
He sprints outside, beckoning me to follow.
LGM: This is your final training, Padawan Benicio!
B: You seriously expect me to swing from vine to vine, while carrying you on my back?
LGM: Yeah. So?

LGM: Done well, you have, Padawan! Quality coffee, reward you I shall.
A French press we haz!
B: First booze and now coffee using a French press. You’re not at all like I expected, Yoda!

Pffft, I never claimed to be Yoda, silly. *snaps fingers to change appearance
I’m your watcher, Benicio. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.

Benicio: Uh, I’d like to say the pleasure’s all mine, but…

Don’t be ridiculous, dear. I’ll grow on you, you’ll see! 
Benicio: Why am I even here? I should be home getting wed and making babies!

Unfortunately, our cosmos suffers from a debilitating multiversal temporal imbalance.
Instead of letting you get on with your life, therefore, I’m inserting this meaningless interlude.
Run along now and see yourself home by stepping into the teleporter!
Oh, and one more thing, sweetheart…

Benicio: Yes?
I AM one of those watchers who talk to their sims, like it or not.

Benicio: And upon entering the teleporter, I ended up back in my bedroom!
Sherilee: That all sounds pretty intense! I wonder why our watcher’s so hard on you?
I lied earlier; I didn’t get any training at all!

Mariko: What an ordeal! After all that, were you granted a special reward?
Something to boost your wealth, intelligence, or fertility, perhaps?
An elixir of permanent immortality?

Benicio: Nah. All I got was this lousy T-shirt!

Custom Content:
Thanks to the following creators for their wonderful custom content.
*Biago T-shirt by birba32
*Toolbelt for Men by loverettsims
*Camping Set by soloriya (TSR)
*R2D2 & C3PO by HistoricalSimsLife
*Yoda t-shirt by Sims Network

(in the gallery under #yoda #Dagobah #oshizu #carlsguide)
*Dagobah Swamp
*Yoda’s Hut

A million thank you’s for reading to the end of this ridiculous, cliched update.
It’s just some fun to keep me from playing too far ahead of my fellow Sharebears. XD
We will be returning to our regular programming soon!

SB 2.8: The Good-Luck Toolbelt

3 thoughts on “Sharebears 2.7: The Boy Has No Patience!

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